hate:

i’m like 102% tired

(via ant0rm)

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

(via soul-divided)

anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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ocevns:

6-packs:

ocevns:

america is like the popular girl in school: everyone talks shit about her behind her back, but as soon as she talks to them, everyone pretends they love her because they know they’ll be cooler and get invited to parties

and then canada is like america’s best friend, who’s like the uglier version of her, but all the other kids think she’s way nicer

mexico is like the weird kid who keeps trying to get really close to america to smell her hair

(via basicallyaverage-averagelybasic)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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